Portugal wins 2017 Eurovision Song Contest
Winning by a huge margin, the unusual Portughese entry took home plenty of points from both the national juries and the public vote.
The live-blog for this year's Eurovison final in Kiev, Ukraine.
00:40 That's all from me tonight folks. It is way past my bedtime. It's been swell. Don't drink and drive. Good night!
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00:37 With 758 points, Portugal wins the 62nd edition of the Eurovision Song Contest
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00:35 376 points go to Portugal, who take home the trophy this year
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00:35 337 points go to Bulgaria
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00:34 264 points go to Moldova, putting them in second place
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00:33 255 points go to Belgium, putting them in second place
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00:33 Four countries left. Moldova, Portugal, Bulgaria and Belgium
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00:31 224 points go to Romania, putting it in 4th place
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00:31 208 points go to Italy, taking it into 3rd place
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00:31 152 points go to Hungary, putting it into 4th position
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00:30 126 points go to Sweden, pushing it into 2nd place
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00:30 103 points go to Croatia
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00:30 90 points go to France, pushing it way up the ranks to 7th place
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00:29 Australia is in 4th place right now
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00:29 42 points go to Azerbaijan
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00:29 41 points to Poland
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00:28 33 points go to Belarus
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00:28 32 points to Cyprus
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00:28 29 points to Norway
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00:28 29 points to Greece
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00:28 24 points to Ukraine
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00:28 21 to Armenia
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00:28 15 to the Netherlands
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00:28 12 points to the UK
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00:27 Ooh Germany gets 3 points, bless 'em
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00:27 Here it comes...
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00:27 Portugal, Bulgaria and Sweden take the top three spots for the moment
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00:24 The public vote coming in now
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00:23 Ukraine announces that 12 points go to Belarus
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00:22 Czech yoself before you wreck yoself. The Czech Republic gives 12 points to Portugal
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00:22 Croatia gives 12 points to Hungary
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00:22 UK calling in, with Katrina (of the Waves fame) giving 12 points to Portugal
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00:20 Poland calling in, giving 12 points from Warsaw to Portugal
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00:20 Belgium calls in, giving 12 points to Sweden
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00:19 Close to a hundred-point lead for Portugal now
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00:19 Slovenia gives 12 points Portugal
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00:18 Hungary calls in, while urging the crowd to look enthusiastic. 12 points from Hungary go to Portugal
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00:18 Romania calls in, a little confused perhaps? 12 points go to the Netherlands
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00:17 Belarus gives 12 points to Bulgaria
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00:16 Cyprus' finest hipster calls in, giving 12 points to Greece. Also, that's not how puns work.
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00:15 Georgia looks a little rough today but was kind enough to call in to give 12 points to Portugal
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00:15 84 points in total for Belgium so far
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00:15 Ireland and a throwback to my youth, giving 12 points to Belgium
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00:14 The Netherlands calling in, with an adorable dog. A Shih Tzu I believe. She's very cute. Anyway. 12 points go to Portugal
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00:13 Switzerland calls in, giving 12 points to Portugal
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00:13 Portugal on the phone now, looking a little smug to be honest. 12 points go to that unboxing performance, Azerbaijan
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00:12 A little sad to see Germany at the bottom of the list there
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00:12 Germany calling in, giving 12 points to Norway
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00:11 Italy next, giving 12 points to Azerbaijan
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00:10 Australia calling, giving the Queen.. er.. the UK 12 points
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00:09 Serbia give 12 points to Portugal
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00:09 Iceland calling in. 12 points to Portugal, all but guaranteeing a win
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00:08 Bulgaria calling in. 12 points go to Austria, moving the country from the right column to the left
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00:07 And we're back
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00:05 With 50 points on their closest competition, Portugal is almost a sure thing by now
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00:04 Armenia calls in. 12 points go to Portugal
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00:03 Moldova, ever reminiscent of that childhood beverage, calling in to award 12 points to Romania
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00:02 Estonia calls in, awards their 12 points to Bulgaria
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00:02 "Amar Pelos Dois" by Salvador Sobral from Portugal pulling ahead
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00:02 Lithuania calling in now. Portugal get 12 points
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00:01 Greece calling in. 12 points go to Cyprus in a completely unexpected move.
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00:00 France calling in, looking like she got dressed in a hurry. 12 points go to Portugal
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23:59 Finland next. Happy 100 years lads. The 12 points from Finland go to Sweden
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23:58 The Sagrada Familia calling in. Spain gives 12 points to Portugal
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23:58 Sweet to see the sprogs supporting each other
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23:57 12 points from Norway goes to Bulgaria
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23:57 Norway calling in, playing a quick game of 'lesbian or young boy'.
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23:57 1. Portugal 2. Bulgaria 3. Italy
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23:57 Austria calling in. The Netherlands get 12 points
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23:56 Portugal in first, followed by Bulgaria
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23:56 Denmark next. Orange you glad you came tonight? 12 points go to Sweden (surprise!)
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23:55 FYR Macedonia's maitre d' calling in. 12 points go to Bulgaria
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23:55 Malta gives 12 points to Italy, somewhat predictably. Everyone quietly relieved it wasn't Azerbaijan
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23:54 Wahey it's us up next!
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23:54 Albania calls in, giving 12 points to Italy
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23:53 Another quick Google Maps search for Montenegro as they call in. Greece gets the 12 points.
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23:52 12 points from Israel go to Portugal
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23:52 Israel next, with a slightly sinister announcement that the TV station is shutting down. You guys ok?
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23:51 Latvia calling in. 12 points go to Portugal
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23:50 San Marino calling in, while everyone looks up where San Marino is again. 12 points go to Portugal. Disney ballad pulling ahead now.
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23:49 Azerbaijan calling in, sounding a little like a hostage. 12 points go to Belarus.
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23:49 Sweden calling in. It looks humid over there. 12 points go to Portugal
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23:46 Buckle up everyone. The points are coming up. Bets will be won and lost.
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23:43 Australia are officially uninvited
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23:42 That man is probably being detained somewhere very dark right now
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23:42 BATTLE STATIONS
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23:42 A dude in an Aussie flag just ran on stage and mooned everyone.
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23:42 HOLD THE PHONE
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23:35 Here's a gif to keep you entertained till we get to the good bits
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23:34 Brief mention of Malta, everyone paid attention real fast
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23:29 Another Eurovision fact - Riverdance was first performed during the interval act of Eurovision Song Contest 1994
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23:25 The contestants sit in their pods with hope in their hearts.
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23:17 Russia still sneaking in to the contest, despite being banned
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23:11 Just once I'd like to see something catch fire on stage. Is that too much to ask?
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23:08 And that wraps up the performances for the evening. In the absence of a Maltese entry, you don't have to remind your friends living abroad to vote for us. Take a break, make a sandwich. Just relax.
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23:06 It's not fair though. Anything said in French is at least 72% more appealing than in any other language. She could literally be singing the recipe for pickled herring and still get a standing ovation.
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23:04 That is a very short dress.
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23:03 France up next. Soup du jour.
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23:02 I used to do that with my sleeves in secondary school. Would get such a telling off every time.
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23:00 Bulgaria, with their version of Jojen Reed
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23:00 What's the minimum age for competing in ESC? No, no reason.
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22:57 A little OK GO with the treadmills there
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22:56 Somehow I don't think Michael Jackson would mind this use of his moves
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22:56 Sweden now, making everyone feel inferior in every way
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22:53 Kind of a shame really. Not a bad song and a pretty good voice to carry it off.
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22:53 I know that looks well - an introvert that's been forced outdoors
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22:52 Points for the dress. Charisma of a doorstop.
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22:51 Belgium up next. I mean this in the nicest possible way but she looks so Belgian
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22:49 I feel like the hardcore vibe they're trying to give off with the tattoos and piercings is diminished somewhat by the lead singer's adorable attempt at a moustache
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22:48 Definitely not a gay club staple, this one
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22:47 The manliest of participants from the Ukraine
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22:46 Side note -
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22:45 This would be perfectly at home in clubs. A definite plus for this one
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22:43 Sounds a little like Titanium
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22:43 Germany up now. Points for... well, her face. We like her face.
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22:41 Hopefully not the last. I live in hope of seeing someone being shot out of a cannon on the Eurovision stage.
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22:40 Huh. The first artillery of the evening
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22:39 She looks like a Coachella reject, he looks like he'll complain because his favourite coffee shop is out of organic, vegan, Oxford-educated, fair trade tea
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22:39 Yo de lay, mofos
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22:39 Romania next, with what appears to be a yodelling rap? Let's see how this strategy plays out
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22:36 I like a choreography with a high chance of faceplant
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22:35 This game of Follow the Leader has gotten out of hand
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22:34 Ooh a rock anthem?
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22:34 Cyprus up next
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22:34 Pretty sure I've seen that jacket at Terranova before
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22:33 I feel like it was missing a clamshell bra and a talking crab.
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22:31 'Don't let go when you're so close.' This has Brexit all over it.
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22:31 Hmm. Not terrible. I mean it's no Bonnie Tyler drunk off her face but still. Passable.
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22:29 UK up next.
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22:29 No, Eurovision is about bitter national rivalries and a stupidly large budget.
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22:27 As the presenters 'banter', another fact. Did you know that live animals are banned from the stage at the ESC?
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22:25 Alright, not bad.
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22:23 That time Anonymous took up music
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22:22 Feelin a little Macklemore right here
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22:21 Knock-off Daft Punk up next with Norway
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22:20 Has he actually used his guitar yet?
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22:20 Oooh 'do IT for your lover'. Makes more sense
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22:19 'Do me for your lover'? How lazy can you be?
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22:18 Jack Johnson meets tapas and youth unemployment
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22:17 Oh hang on. Is that a nod to the mannequin challenge? Keeping up with the kids I see.
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22:16 Much to the delight of fans, Greece's fiscal difficulties mean that some members of the team must make do with just loin cloths.
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22:14 Greece up next. Shirtless dudes, check
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22:10 Has anyone figured out what happens if Australia gets the most votes?
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22:09 Catchy song, to be sure
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22:08 Cheekbone game equally impressive
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22:07 Eyebrow game is strong
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22:07 Again with the trench coats. Is there a sale on?
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22:06 Australia's preview sadly devoid of dingoes, deadly spiders or STD-carrying koalas.
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22:06 Have to commend his vocal range though. Inhaling helium to Pavarotti in two seconds flat.
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22:05 Sorry for not commenting. I don't know where to start.
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22:03 Aggressive violin-ing opens for Croatia
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22:02 More trench coats than a detective convention
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22:00 Is the horse a metaphor for something? Or is it just a part of the mane event?
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22:00 I wonder how much Lorde charges for this kind of gig
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21:59 Azerbaijan up next. How is everyone in these previews so well put together
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21:56 Is he ok?
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21:55 And a barber. Please.
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21:55 Hearts melting all over HQ this evening. That is a very ill-fitting jacket though. Someone get the guy to a tailor.
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21:55 Portugal with a Disney-esque ballad
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21:52 Bringing home the fact that Scandinavians are just superior human beings
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21:51 Points for the fabulous hair
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21:51 Denmark channelling some serious 80s vibes this evening
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21:48 (Just a reminder to donate to your favourite wildlife charity tonight. Keep the apes off the streets)
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21:48 Oh well at least the gorilla dressed up for the occasion.
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21:48 Why tho?
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21:45 Italy up next, bringing the pornstache back
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21:45 Hungary's circus master is obviously upsetting his back-up dancer
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21:43 We don't know what he's saying but we like his voice
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21:42 Just a reminder that man buns are a crime against humanity.
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21:40 We're not sure whether it's a wedding or a really upbeat funeral on stage tonight but this one's got the hallmarks of a popular ESC songs
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21:37 'Sunstroke Project' or as I like to call it, Summer in Malta
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21:37 The hosts walk among the fans, risking significant flag-related injury
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21:33 Oh it's a singalong!
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21:33 That's a lot of glitter from the Netherlands and the first reported siting of the elusive Side-boob
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21:31 Thumbs up all round here at HQ for Armenia
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21:30 Unusual entry, in kind of a good way
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21:29 Edgy haircuts from Armenia's back up crew
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21:27 I hate to set a precedent this early in the show but I quite like this one.
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21:26 Maltese flag spotted in the crowd. Keep on keepin' on, guys!
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21:25 Ed Sheeran on schnitzel meets the Dreamworks logo
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21:24 Austria up next, promoting vandalism
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21:23 I'd have more comments about this if I could understand the language but I choose to believe it's a sweet song about boats.
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21:22 The crew here can't decide if it's Minnie Mouse or Sailor Moon that's being channelled.
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21:21 I'm already a huge fan
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21:20 Belarus up next aaaand there's the evening's first ukulele
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21:19 The lack of chorus is unsettling.
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21:18 FKNK members twitch slightly at that graphic
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21:17 The beloved ESC trope - lone violinist - returns
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21:17 An entrance as dramatic as that neckline
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21:16 Next up, the Polish entry. Points for the puppies!
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21:15 Not sure where those other dancers came from. Part of the Eurovision magic I suppose.
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21:14 Ok, so the song is definitely not about the aftermath of cardio
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21:13 Easy on that key change, fella
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21:12 And we start off with Israel's entry. Judging by the video preview, this song is probably about post-workout sore muscles
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21:09 Breaking Eurovision convention, there are 3 hosts this evening. In true Eurovision fashion, there has been no expense spared on the hair product budget. Lookin' sharp, lads.
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21:07 Random Eurovision fact as everyone makes their way to their allocated seats - Serbia participated the first time as an independent country in 2007 and won the contest the same year
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21:04 Biceps and glitter - I'd say the target audience has been duly identified as all the acts are introduced to the stage.
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21:03 And here we go! The evening's off to a good start some nonchalant ball-tossing.
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20:55 This live stream is up, the snacks are ready! Welcome to this year's MaltaToday Eurovision live blog!
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