Some immigration deal you landed us there, Joseph

Muscat’s immigration policy is now tied inextricably to his success or otherwise in achieving mandatory burden sharing. He made a stink about it; now, for the sake of his own political credibility he’d better bloody get it.

Now that the dust has settled from Joseph Muscat's recent sabre-rattling on the immigration issue, we can take stock of how the prime minister has actually handled his first minor crisis.

My own view (worthless though it is) is that he behaved like precisely like a spoilt child in a playground: stamping his feet - and he even used that expression himself, evidently without understanding the implications - for not getting to play with all the toys he wanted; and worse still, making loud noises about all the terrible things that he will do if he doesn't get exactly what he wants, when he wants it. "I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll use my veto on everything, etc."

But others reason differently: I have encountered arguments to the effect that Malta 'finally' has a prime minister who is not ready to take any stick from the EU; who puts his money where his mouth is, who defends the national interest, and all the usual jargon which sounds very impressive (but doesn't actually mean very much).

This sort of argument inevitably tails off into a finger-wagging exercise, along the lines of: "you just wait and see what magnificent deals our Joseph will get from the EU in all this in the end!"... coupled with the inevitable triumphant  reference to Hermann Von Rompuy's statement, while in Malta two weeks ago, that 'our voice is being heard' by the Commission. (Like, that really changes everything, doesn't it?)

OK, I have never met Rompuy myself - so I can't actually confirm rumours that he really is a 'Rompuy Scatoli' - but I assume English is not his first language. Perhaps someone should quietly take him aside and point out the difference between 'hearing' and 'listening' in this context.

As I write this blog I can 'hear' the sound of a power drill next door. It is difficult not to, considering that the entire building shakes with every pneumatic wheeze and groan to reach my ears. But I'm not 'listening' to it... and that, in a nutshell, is exactly how Europe has so far responded to Muscat's feet-stamping and tub-thumbing. Our voice was 'heard', no doubt about that. But... is Europe listening?

Is it, my ass. The echo of Muscat's latest foot-stamp had barely faded when another 106 immigrants were rescued and brought to Malta. And there is still nothing stopping another 106 arriving next week, and the week after, and the week after that.

So I hope you'll forgive me for being blunt, but... what, exactly, has Joseph Muscat achieved on the international stage through all his foot-stamping about immigration? I believe the Italian expression for the answer would be 'un bel cazz'; but I admit my Italian kind of sucks.

But the same does not apply to the equally important question of what Muscat's childish outburst has cost the country in terms of credibility. Those of you who studied economics may already be familiar with the formula, 'high cost, zero return' (or perhaps not - I actually just made it up myself). But you don't have to be an economist to understand that a deal which costs you dearly, without actually delivering anything in the way of profit, is not much of a deal at all. Actually what it means is that you've been shafted. (But that's OK folks, because the whole of Europe can 'hear' us scream as the shaft slowly penetrates our collective rear end. Aren't you relieved?)

Having said this, Muscat's abject failure to achieve any concrete objective for all his shouting is not the worst part of the 'deal'. The worst part is that the prime minister not only gambled our reputation away rather rashly... using people's lives as bargaining chips, much like the horrible countries of the world use 'human shields' as legitimate defence options... but he also committed the most remarkably naïve politically mistake imaginable under the circumstances.

He actually spelt out exactly what sort of deal he wants, in no uncertain terms. And oh look: it's a mandatory burden sharing agreement, of the kind that Europe has already repeatedly rejected for the past 10 years.

To be fair, he is being fully consistent here. He did, after all, mercilessly criticise former Home Affairs Minister Carm Mifsud Bonnici for failing to reach the same sort of agreement back in 2011, when the immigration and asylum pact was being discussed.

Well, his own criticism must be returning to haunt him now... having likewise failed to achieve the same declared target himself.

But tired as the old expression is, it remains as apt as ever. What is sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander - and if Carm Mifsud Bonnici is to be labelled a failure for failing to secure an mandatory burden-sharing agreement, how much more of a failure shall we consider Joseph Muscat: who not only failed in exactly the same way... but did so after raising the stakes considerably, both himself and for the country?

But I know what you're thinking. Give the man some time, for heaven's sake. It's only been two weeks. OK, I take the criticism. So... how much time shall we give him? One year? Two years? Ten years? How long shall we wait for Muscat to announce that he has succeeded in acquiring a mandatory burden sharing agreement, of that kind that has eluded all former governments?

Reason I ask is because this is now the yardstick he has chosen for us to measure his own success. Joseph Muscat's immigration policy has now been tied inextricably to his success or otherwise in achieving this very specific goal. He made a stink about it; now, for the sake of his own political credibility he'd better bloody get it.

So off you go, Joseph. And don't even think about coming back without that mandatory burden sharing agreement in your pocket, otherwise I'll... I'll... I'll stamp my feet and yell a lot. So there!

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Dear Raphael, nice writing but more suitable for Il-Mument or In Nazzjon. The best sentence is "My own view (worthless though it is) is that he behaved like precisely like a spoilt child in a playground" This is a truly independent newspaper not a satellite of Xmun's party.
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Raphael, I normally share your views, however this time I have to be cruel to be kind. BUT, you deserved all those negative comments below. Perhaps it is time to not be against all authority all the time. Don't you think?
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And what is your solution to the immigration problem Mr Vassallo??!! It's easy to criticise.
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One of the most dishonest articles I have read lately.
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so Joseph stamped his feet..according to surveys circulating on the net, including yours, approx 70% of Malta is on his wavelength..the other 30%, presumably including you, resisted his approach and made a lot of noise (empty vessels etc etc ). Now you are asking when he will deliver. Raphael, your articles used to make sense. I like to think that you are just passing through a temporary loony patch. the heat, maybe ?
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Mr Vassallo you do sound like a politician, full of hot air. But like me, you are entitled to your opinion. One thing for sure and I give you credit for it. You are excessively blunt and you say what you have to say which I like in a person. As somebody mentioned below Joseph Muscat has a little over four years to prove his point. Lawrence Gonzi had twenty five years and we got worse by the minute when it came to illegal immigration. Talk about kissing the EU and the UNHCR's ass? Lawrence Gonzi did not have the stomach to stand up to the EU and the NGOs as a matter of fact he could not even stand up to the Almighty One in his cabinet. He also let Franco Debono have his way not to upset the Almighty One and he had to disband his cabinet and call for a new election which as you know fell a bit short. So Mr Vassallo is the glass half full or half empty?
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Mr. Rapheal what exactly is your point please? If you were Mr. Prime Minister how would you go about this unhappy situation other than use your pen to criticise someone else's action about the same issue?
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The best deal on immigration which Malta has had so far is without doubt the burden sharing of Dublin 2 trumpeted by Simon Busutill-the great statesman! All the boats leaving Africa are met half way by the local coast guard-donated to us by the loving Italians-picked up, and ushered to hotel Hal Far. In the USA- they have a 'wet foot, dry foot' policy as to how to deal with illegal immigrants. Those found on the sea are pushed back to where they came from. The others caught on land are detained and processed to see whether these are bona fide political refugees or not! If not, they are too pushed back! All this happens in the USA the champion of human rights! If this policy is adopted by the USA, Australia and Israel- big and mighty- why not tiny Malta? Thank you for permitting me to write about 'wet foot and dry foot' policy; cause some of the local media think that this is a racist policy and therefore cannot be published.
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Raphael how come your always against whatever JM does,why dont you go an join the slander newspaper the independant, seems you have been getting tips from the witch from that one. Your articles are getting worse. Im surprised this paper is letting someone like you bring it down.
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And what exactly did we get for playing yes-men to Europe with the previous administration, Mr Vassallo. Go wash your colours off before putting pen to paper.
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mr vassallo you have to wait like every maltese citizen. governments are elected for five years if no non confidence motion is passed before which is highly impossible ...but in five years time the electorate will not judge the labour government by a minor crisis (your words) but by the cavallo di battaglia of this years election if my italian is somewhere as good as yours.if the labour government could bring the electricity bills down by 25 % both for the public consumption and for the industry then the next mandate should be given to labour also all minor slips will be forgiven mr vassallo.
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Dear Raphael, you ask us readers to forgive you for being blunt. I do, be assured. Now please forgive me. I have been reading TM from day one, as it is less conservative than others. This is one of the worst articles I have ever read in TM. Whatever happened just before you wrote it? Did you sleep with the potato uncovered? Or did someone do something to you before you wrote it? It is bad, you know, very. Let's ignore the lamentable style and try to enjoy your sarcasm. Is sarcasm making fun of stamping one's feet as opposed to grovelling to the foreigner? Is analytical journalism suppposed to trip one's Prime Minister when dealing with the foreigner who cares little about us? I would say that it is best for a journalist to have a break when he is in this terrible mood. Perhaps you could read your article all over again and maybe decide to improve your attitude and your style. But start by having a good shave before you shove. That messy beard looks like a defence mechanism, for heaven's sake! Oh yes, and please do forgive me for being blunt.
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Excellent article, Raphael! The best part is where you state "My own view - worthless though it is..." Agreed. As for prejudice, no, not at all; ma tarax!!
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Raffaele, quest'articolo e' un bel niente!
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And what if Joseph Muscat is successful, where will your credibility be then, Raphael?
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Excellent analysis Raphael. You hit the nail on the head and summed up Joseph Muscat's character which is a lot of noise and bluff. Unfortunately, only 46% of the voting population could see this coming.
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CCaruana, up to a couple of weeks before our PM "stamped his feet", we were told by C Maelstrom that the EU couldn't do more. After JM threatened to pushback the illegal economic migrants, both her and Rumpy started singing a different tune, so yes, something was achieved unlike the empty promises GonziPN got. Time will tell whether or not the change of heart will translate into something more tangible.
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eleonoray86cws Ca?uana
@franco: When will the PL fanatics start to realize that the prime minister is not the country? And that criticizing the Prime Minister is not "denigrating the country" In a democracy, criticism is healthy and should be welcome. And I HOPE Muscat himself agrees with me rather than with you.
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Why is it that most "journalists" or "opinion writers" prefer denigrating the country then try to give their 2 cents worth to help the situation. I only had to read who the author was and immediately came to the conclusion of the idea behind it all. I am still contemplating who Raphael wants to impress.
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Not only your Italian sucks Raphael, your whole articles, and this one ..... excels!!
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Not only your Italian sucks Raphael, your whole articles, and this one ..... excels!!
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Patrick Zammit - From where I'm standing our PM has not achieved anything. To believe that he's done something, either the boats stop coming or else Europe immediately distributes these prospective residents to other countries. Nothing short is FAILURE.......
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keep it up Raphael !!! you are so good at spinning things round and deviate from the real issue in check. Really considering handing you over my washing for spin drying.... no need to hang them outside..... straight in the drawer like your blogs perhaps.
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When will you and your fellows at MT say enough is enough, when we have 10,000, 20,000,50,000 or 100,000 illegal economic migrants on our hands? You are smart enough to realise that the present policy (EU enforced) of welcoming every person who decides to lay his hat on our grossly overpopulated country without any control whatsoever is unsustainable, to say the least. As regards to the point raised in this article, it appears that our PM in a couple of weeks, has achieved more than what GonziPN achieved over the years.
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How cool Raphael. Your article can be compared to a spoilt brat's cry : na nannna nannna...you see, I told you so dilly dilly. What did you expect? - the magic wand....swish and hey presto, problem solved. Of course Europe is listening but not acting. Isn't that why the push-back option seems to be the only way for our salvation? And why are you always trying to corner the PM into a stalemate situation. His success, whenever that is possible, is our country's success, yours included. The PM has no rigid benchmarks. All that has been done till now is much better than the 'see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil' attitude and the 'yes sir, yes sir' servitude of the PN times. What a cheek, you want results now asap when you were never bothered with the nothingness of the forgone years!
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Just a detail: I don't see how this is really about "immigrants" at all. It is about refugees being saved from a deadly situation... and then having to (supposedly)go through the normal channels before being accepted or refused according to "refugee status" principles. But that has nothing to do with "immigration". This may seem like a minor detail, but it conflates the two opposing ideas into one. Journalists should be more careful in their use of terminology...as should politicians. Just because someone is asking for refugee status doesn't mean he will be successful. And immigration follows completely different rules, does it not? Using incorrect terminology simply confuses the issue even further.